Surrak Dragonclaw (2GUR)
Legendary Creature - Human Warrior
Surrak Dragonclaw can’t be countered.
Creature spells you control can’t be countered.
Other creatures you control have trample.
As a blue mage who loves to say “nope!”, I hate this card.
So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.
It’s actually a Whale Shark, which can in fact be found in the Red Sea
comics exaggerating and over sensitizing the “social justice warriors” on this website are inaccurate and unrealistic and the orca agrees
Shall I continue…?
I am so done with a lot of humanity
yes, these obvious trolls are exactly why sjws are actually a problem for real you guys
THAT DOESN’T FUCKING MATTER.
No one deserves to be spoken to in this manner. Not white people, not poc, not cis people, not trans people, not anyone in between. It doesn’t matter if it’s a “joke.”
If you want to be respected, you must respect others in turn. That’s what they call basic human decency.
Via diabolus gurgulio